If you are on the street in New York and it is raining, I’m sorry but you do not need to use one of those 6-foot-in-circumference golf umbrellas!
Look, your pants can get wet a little, it ain’t gonna kill them. And if you’re so worried about them in the rain, well, then there’s a little something called The Weather Channel! It’s this wonderful service on TV or on the Internet that actually tries to predict the weather, with decent accuracy, too. If they say it’s gonna rain, hey, why don’t you not wear those pants that day!
Trying to bob and weave on a NYC street with umbrellas on a rainy day is hard enough without you walking around thinking you’re Steve Williams. C’mon, use one of those piece of shit little umbrellas that everyone else uses. Umbrellas don’t work anyway. We all know this. Using an umbrella is like a promiscuous teenager praying she ain’t pregnant--it never works anyway.
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